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You know you're a rat lover when...
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1. You sleep during the day so you can play with
your ratties all night. 2. You start thinking of
ways to alter your clothes so you can carry your ratties with you.
3. You make weekly stops by your favorite pet store(s) just to
see the new ratties.
4. You see the new ratties and you think, "Oh what the
heck, what's one more?" Of course you already have ___ ratties (fill in the blank).
5. You automatically cut food into rat size pieces, even if it's
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| 6. You go to the bookstore looking for picture books, kid
stories, everything and anything about ratties. 7.
You don't find much,and start day dreaming about writing a cute story featuring all your
little ratties. You even include their pictures in cute little outfits to go with the
storyline.
8. You buy a camera just so you can take pictures of your
ratties.
9. You then carry their pictures in your wallet, all ___ of them
(fill in the blank).
10. You realize that your bath towels, hand towels, dish towels,
and bed sheets have all been redesigned by the great Ratte', and apparently you seem quite
taken with his work because you're wearing his designer tee-shirts as well. |
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11. You heard that New York City is overrun with rats and you
just don't see the problem. 12. You start using
rattie associated passwords to access your PC!
13. You make a special trip to the pet shop to buy some more
choccie treats even though you still have half a box of them!
14. You name your children in memory of the deceased ratties you
once had.
15. You skip your uncle's funeral to hold a memorial service for
a recently departed rattie. |
| 16. You have little gift packages (chew toys, slides, and
houses) under your yule tree for all your ratties. 17.
You found these cute little doll socks and embroider all your ratties' names on them (and
I do mean all of them) then you hang them up next to your children's stockings.
18. You now drive 40 minutes to get rat supplies, because you
refuse to frequent the local shop because you once heard the pet shop owner say that rats
were "dumb".
19. You know either all your ratties' birthdates or the date on
which they came to live with you.
20. You say "they (the ratties) came to live with me"
as if they were more relatives or roomies than pets. |
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21. You spend 15 minutes musing over jars of baby food in the
supermarket for your sick rat and only 5 minutes choosing what to give your family for
dinner! 22. You open a whole tin of chopped
tomatoes just because your ratties like to have a small piece of bread dipped in tomato!
23. You "rat wrestle" with your friends and loved
ones.
24. You spend more money on their health care than your own.
25. When people ask you if you have children you say yes, even
though you're referring to your rats. |
| 26. You try to find the best, most deluxe multi-leveled cage
you can. 27. You find that cage (house) and don't
mind having to make that extra house payment, because you want nothing but the best for
your ratties.
28. You call the vet at odd hours of the night for the littlest
sneeze.
29. You sit their cage in front of the TV so you can watch them
instead of it.
30. You beg your friends to come over just to meet them. |
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31. You glow when you talk about them. 32. You get a tattoo in commemoration of them.
33. You doodle little ratties in your notebook.
34. You have new litters just so you can watch them grow.
35. You spend more time and money on your rats than your
significant other. |
| 36. You subscribe to ___ (fill in number of) newsgroups, but
the only one you keep up with is alt.pets.rodents. 37.
You go grocery shopping, and base your food budget on what's left over after you get food
for your rats (and dogs) and don't mind when it's not much!
38. You think their feet are the most adorable things in the
world. 
39. You put the heating on just to make sure your
"baby" isn't cold.
40. You buy twice as much toilet rolls just so your rattie can
have some nice soft bedding. |
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41. You eat in your room just so your rattie can have some
food. 42. You make cereal even when you don't
really fancy some just because your rattie prefers it to toast!
43. You realize you've spent enough on vet fees for one rattie
in a week to actually buy 10 more rats!
44. Your bankcard statements list nothing but things for your
ratties (e.g. pet shops, pet catalogs, rattie's favorite vet).
45. You shop at the health food store to buy organic veggies and
grain products for your ratties, but think nothing about shopping at the regular grocery
store for the rest of your family. |
| 46. You let your ratties sit on your shoulders, nest in your
hair and sleep in your shirt while you work at your computer --all ___ of them (fill in
the number). 47. You find yourself adjusting your
family's favorite recipes just so they are rat-friendly. (let's see, if I take out the
fat, increase the carbos, lower the protein and salt......)
48. You talk baby talk when playing the rat wrestle game with
your ratties (I'm going to get you, get the rat, get the rat, kiss, kiss, tickle, tickle,
oh what a cute rattie you are, yes you are, mommie loves you, yes she does).
49. You've found that child size toothbrushes make perfect
hairbrushes for your rattie and you can even get them with your rattie's name on them.
50. You keep pictures of all your ratties hung on the wall above
your desk at work, all ___ of them (fill in the number). |
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51. When asked about your ratties, you start
telling all these cute stories about what your ratties did just the other day...... 52. When you capitalize the word 'RAT' within other words! |
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